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[makinghoscroak]

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Know what I heard once? If all men told only the truth, the tears of women would flood the earth. So next time do me a favor and shut your trap cause swimming's a pain in the ass.

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[makinghoscroak.livejournal.com]

More people oughta clue in.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Now that I think about it, didn't it happen in that one book? Alice in Wonderland, I believe. She begins to cry, then shrinks down, and her tears have become a pool of water.

[makinghoscroak.livejournal.com]

Never heard of it. Sounds like a typical bitch though.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

I believe this is going to be the start of a good friendship.

[makinghoscroak.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? What am I getting out of it?

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

A good looking Soviet that you can tell sexist jokes to.

[makinghoscroak.livejournal.com]

Soviet? You one of those crazy Christian fuckers?

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Atheist, actually.

[makinghoscroak.livejournal.com]

Damn. Well that ain't much of a loss.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Oh? What were you hoping for?

[makinghoscroak.livejournal.com]

You ever hear a Christian scream, Soviet?

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

No but I've heard plenty of other people do that.

[makinghoscroak.livejournal.com]

You're getting me right here in the heart man.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

I told you this was going to be a good friendship.